A Review To End Them All 18 May 2010 05:05 pm
		--- ARCHIVE --- #1 Campaign Beginnings #2 Take Your Mind Off Of Things #3 Koffing #4 Why Tell Morning Boredom #5 Flying Machine #5.5 April Fools Friday Filler #6 Not So Fast #7 Boots With The What? #8 Gregs Revenge Easter Spectacular #9 Weather Love #10 Shower Fun Friday Filler Dance On Savior, Dance On #11 A Masterful Style #12 DMing is like...#1 #13 Complete and Total Cop Out Friday Filler: What's That Guys Problem? #14 Gesundheit!!! #15 Now In Harlecolor! #16 Do you hear that? #17 Marvel Vs Capcom Rocks! #18 inFAMOUSly Addictive #19 We're Back...Kinda! #20 Annual Pie Eating Contest #21 An Apple A Day #22 Women Are Mysterious #23 Pull My Finger #24 Nick's A Stud #25 Greg Is Awesome #26 Bill is...Different Halloween Spectacular #27 Public Service Announcement #28 Their Eyes Meet, Battle! #29 Pick Up Lines #30 Darfur...But With Cheep-Cheep #31 Fangirls, Can't Live With'em.....er.... #32 Left 4 Insult #33 Prescriptions Rock #34 Chaotic What? #35 Worst. Wheelchair. Ever!!! #36 Ok, Witches Are Cool! #37 Reader Beware #38 Use Protection Borderline Hobosexual #39 Tis The Season Christmas Spectacular #40 Internet Memes Are Useful #41 WWJWTF?!?! #42 It Was Just On T.V.!!! Love Annotated #43 Old McDonald Had A Pony... #44 Lost And Found #45 Don't Think Of Your Mom, Sicko! #46 Womens Rights #47 Stereograms F Yeah! #48 That's Our Robotnik! #49 That's Our Robotnik! 2 #50 A Whole New World #51 Half Assed Sellout #52 The Power Of Statistics #53 By The Power Of Cop Out! #54 We're Gettin All Political #55 A Li'le Scheme #56 Make A Difference #57 Missplaced #58 Theories #59 This Amuses Me A Symphony Of Panels #60 Make Up Your Own Damn Title! #61 They All Do This #62 Wink Wink Nudge Nudge A Review To End Them All Viewer Discretion Is Advised #63 Awaken Cerebrate #64 It's All The Same A Vote For Free Booze #65 They're Bustin Something #66 TV Hit Sensation #67 All That Is #68 Patrroooolciiiooo #069 Kids, Psh Whatever #70 Daddy Can Fix Anything #71 Pick Up Lines 2 Friday Filler Marmalade Halloween Spectacular 2! #72 Fast Food & Fast Women Flareon Used Fly #73 A Very Nick Christmas Secret Santa #74 Plot Device Day #75 Don't Mess With Classics #76 I Smell Some Cop Out Cut Cut Cut Cut Satellite Dog Go #77 Always Literal, Always Half Assed Valentines Release Day #78 Boom Goes The Dynamite #79 Schoolyard Sayings Origins #80 If There's Grass On The Field #81 The Amazing Dr. Alpaca Sample Submit, do it, DO IT NOW! The End Of Times...Reminders Contest Over..ies Half Assed Contest 5th Place! Half Assed Contest 4th Place Half Assed Contest 3rd Place Half Assed Contest 2nd Place And The Winner Is... A Symphony Of Panels 2 #82 Don't Ask About The Jelly #83 Pretend It's Like Super Shiney #84 Noire Problemo #85 Shame Big Announcement Half Assed Chaos Adventure! -->>Befriend An Alchoholic Dolphin -->>Be The Alchoholic Dolphin -->>Grow Gills, you need air doofus! -->>Be Slutty Patrick -->> Open Inventory -->> Read Note -->>Turn the note into a Cigarette... -->>Hop on your motorcycle... -->>Banter With Dapper Ruffians -->>Use Thumpa Then... -->>Shove The Orange Guy... -->>Be Greg -->>The Disco Ball Shatters... -->>The Crunch Bars won't stop falling! -->>The crunch bars form into... -->>Use Skillz -->>Throw a banana at it. -->> Limit Break Now -->>God Damn It! Use Shot Put Shuffle! -->>Finish Him! -->>Be Bill! -->> Modify Nerf Guns -->> Take Tia and Tamera on a... -->>Check out the Party Scene -->>Wow Them With A Magic Trick... -->>The evil ladies boobs turn into guns. -->>Falcon Punch one... -->>And not a single fuck was given... -->>Reveal their true identities... -->>Cast Magic Missle! -->>Lock and Load Tia and Tamera... -->>Switch to Nick... -->>Open status page and look at Skillz -->>Revive the dead mermaid... -->>Use a stone to evolve Dickfart... -->> Toss the turd into the... -->> Adapt to non-aquatic environment We'll Be Right Baaaaaack -->> Continue Already!!! Halloween Special Year 3 -->>Let's Sum All This Crap Up! #86 Fun and Games #87 The Grand Return Of... SOPA The Challenge #1 The Challenge #2 The Challenge #3 The Challenge #4 The Challenge #5 The Challenge #6 The Challenge #7 The Challenge #8 The Challenge #9 The Challenge #10 The Challenge #11 The Challenge #12 The Challenge #13 The Challenge #14 The Challenge #15 The Challenge #16 The Challenge #17 The Challenge #18 The Challenge #19 The Challenge #20 The Challenge #21 The Challenge #22 The Challenge #23 The Challenge #24 The Challenge #25 The Challenge #26 The Challenge #27 The Challenge #28 The Challenge #29

--- ARCHIVE --- #1 Campaign Beginnings #2 Take Your Mind Off Of Things #3 Koffing #4 Why Tell Morning Boredom #5 Flying Machine #5.5 April Fools Friday Filler #6 Not So Fast #7 Boots With The What? #8 Gregs Revenge Easter Spectacular #9 Weather Love #10 Shower Fun Friday Filler Dance On Savior, Dance On #11 A Masterful Style #12 DMing is like...#1 #13 Complete and Total Cop Out Friday Filler: What's That Guys Problem? #14 Gesundheit!!! #15 Now In Harlecolor! #16 Do you hear that? #17 Marvel Vs Capcom Rocks! #18 inFAMOUSly Addictive #19 We're Back...Kinda! #20 Annual Pie Eating Contest #21 An Apple A Day #22 Women Are Mysterious #23 Pull My Finger #24 Nick's A Stud #25 Greg Is Awesome #26 Bill is...Different Halloween Spectacular #27 Public Service Announcement #28 Their Eyes Meet, Battle! #29 Pick Up Lines #30 Darfur...But With Cheep-Cheep #31 Fangirls, Can't Live With'em.....er.... #32 Left 4 Insult #33 Prescriptions Rock #34 Chaotic What? #35 Worst. Wheelchair. Ever!!! #36 Ok, Witches Are Cool! #37 Reader Beware #38 Use Protection Borderline Hobosexual #39 Tis The Season Christmas Spectacular #40 Internet Memes Are Useful #41 WWJWTF?!?! #42 It Was Just On T.V.!!! Love Annotated #43 Old McDonald Had A Pony... #44 Lost And Found #45 Don't Think Of Your Mom, Sicko! #46 Womens Rights #47 Stereograms F Yeah! #48 That's Our Robotnik! #49 That's Our Robotnik! 2 #50 A Whole New World #51 Half Assed Sellout #52 The Power Of Statistics #53 By The Power Of Cop Out! #54 We're Gettin All Political #55 A Li'le Scheme #56 Make A Difference #57 Missplaced #58 Theories #59 This Amuses Me A Symphony Of Panels #60 Make Up Your Own Damn Title! #61 They All Do This #62 Wink Wink Nudge Nudge A Review To End Them All Viewer Discretion Is Advised #63 Awaken Cerebrate #64 It's All The Same A Vote For Free Booze #65 They're Bustin Something #66 TV Hit Sensation #67 All That Is #68 Patrroooolciiiooo #069 Kids, Psh Whatever #70 Daddy Can Fix Anything #71 Pick Up Lines 2 Friday Filler Marmalade Halloween Spectacular 2! #72 Fast Food & Fast Women Flareon Used Fly #73 A Very Nick Christmas Secret Santa #74 Plot Device Day #75 Don't Mess With Classics #76 I Smell Some Cop Out Cut Cut Cut Cut Satellite Dog Go #77 Always Literal, Always Half Assed Valentines Release Day #78 Boom Goes The Dynamite #79 Schoolyard Sayings Origins #80 If There's Grass On The Field #81 The Amazing Dr. Alpaca Sample Submit, do it, DO IT NOW! The End Of Times...Reminders Contest Over..ies Half Assed Contest 5th Place! Half Assed Contest 4th Place Half Assed Contest 3rd Place Half Assed Contest 2nd Place And The Winner Is... A Symphony Of Panels 2 #82 Don't Ask About The Jelly #83 Pretend It's Like Super Shiney #84 Noire Problemo #85 Shame Big Announcement Half Assed Chaos Adventure! -->>Befriend An Alchoholic Dolphin -->>Be The Alchoholic Dolphin -->>Grow Gills, you need air doofus! -->>Be Slutty Patrick -->> Open Inventory -->> Read Note -->>Turn the note into a Cigarette... -->>Hop on your motorcycle... -->>Banter With Dapper Ruffians -->>Use Thumpa Then... -->>Shove The Orange Guy... -->>Be Greg -->>The Disco Ball Shatters... -->>The Crunch Bars won't stop falling! -->>The crunch bars form into... -->>Use Skillz -->>Throw a banana at it. -->> Limit Break Now -->>God Damn It! Use Shot Put Shuffle! -->>Finish Him! -->>Be Bill! -->> Modify Nerf Guns -->> Take Tia and Tamera on a... -->>Check out the Party Scene -->>Wow Them With A Magic Trick... -->>The evil ladies boobs turn into guns. -->>Falcon Punch one... -->>And not a single fuck was given... -->>Reveal their true identities... -->>Cast Magic Missle! -->>Lock and Load Tia and Tamera... -->>Switch to Nick... -->>Open status page and look at Skillz -->>Revive the dead mermaid... -->>Use a stone to evolve Dickfart... -->> Toss the turd into the... -->> Adapt to non-aquatic environment We'll Be Right Baaaaaack -->> Continue Already!!! Halloween Special Year 3 -->>Let's Sum All This Crap Up! #86 Fun and Games #87 The Grand Return Of... SOPA The Challenge #1 The Challenge #2 The Challenge #3 The Challenge #4 The Challenge #5 The Challenge #6 The Challenge #7 The Challenge #8 The Challenge #9 The Challenge #10 The Challenge #11 The Challenge #12 The Challenge #13 The Challenge #14 The Challenge #15 The Challenge #16 The Challenge #17 The Challenge #18 The Challenge #19 The Challenge #20 The Challenge #21 The Challenge #22 The Challenge #23 The Challenge #24 The Challenge #25 The Challenge #26 The Challenge #27 The Challenge #28 The Challenge #29

Author's Comments:

A Review To End Them All

That's right, Half Assed Chaos has been reviewed by one of Smack Jeeves more popular reviewing web comics. You can find the review here if any of you are interested,

http://wereviewyoudontsue.smackjeeves.com/comics/875507/half-assed-chaos-blue-senoire/

We actually, against odds whose mass equal greater then that of the sun, recieved a fairly positive review which boiled down to "Even though I think this shit is stupid I can see why some people like it." Higher praises have never before been sung, and never again shall be. But to be fair a lot of the strips reviewed are sprite comics made by 12 year olds...who still have seemed to matured further then mysel...ahem I digress...

Is this going to boil down again to me thanking all of you, my fans, who are truly the heart and soul of this strip? ....Nah, lets just meet back in our usual alley and I'll give you your usual payment, but be warned I'm still sore from last time.

In updated comic news, I am sorry but this is probably going to be the only "strip" I can get up this week. Lots of corp. execs and people coming into town this week and I need to WOW them with my sexy spreadsheets.

Also I would like to give a shout out to my good friend Pat who has recently attained employment as a teacher. You crafty son of a bitch, how did you trick those people into letting you into their halls?!?! This will be madness I says, maaaaadnesssss!!!

On to more scheduling information, it can be expected that there will be random weekly updates until August. It's far away I know but time is going to fly. Work will settle down a bit at the end of June, and then I'm getting married in early July and will be on my honeymoon until mid/late July (Yahoo Baby!). After that I should be able to start up the usual bi-weekly updates and possibly move onto tri-weekly updates.

Hope everyone is doing well out there in cyberland....Oh fuck almost forgot to mention something bigish.

Starcraft II is going to be releasing at the end of July. This means that myself and my nefarious brother in crime, Greg, will be playing Starcraft II like freaking junkies! If any of you would ever be up for a match or two when the time comes then keep in touch!

Reader's Comments:

Lawl

Seems to me you only got marks off cause you mentally scarred the reviewer FOREVER.

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I still love you :3

LMAO @ nipples on fire!
and omfg a HAC review!?!? im happy they didnt bash the shit out of u i know reviewers can be such assholes! They start exaggerating and making shit look way worse just to get more attension as a reviewer but it seems like they didnt get to out of control congrats lol?
HAC FTW!

I signed up for the review completely expecting to get beat to shit. I have to say the reviewer was very genorous with his score, and I do appreciate his non biased view.

haahaa

"I really would like to see this comic with a content warning"
Hee hee hee
But thats half the fun.
I goes to shoe you can still be crude but AWSOME at the same time.
(and I totaly agree that your punctuation and grammer are excellent if this comic were all done in Chat speak I think I wold kill you)

rofl

:3

Wow, it still falls under BEST COMIC EVAH category.

I like the comic without the content warning btw. It's almost like opening a porn site and going "OMG porn! This is not what I was expecting!" LOL, not that I do that often.

Ehhh

I don't think he actually gave you a good score he is just being a monkey, he is being bias because of your content choice I say we find him and force him to watch my hardcore yaoi's till he wets himself in pleasure. Bwhahaha

Rating

Best Comic Evah for a reason

Lolz, the review was spot on, though I would give you moar points because I thoroughly enjoy your "low-brow" humor.

Shit's fucking funny.

Haha, well. It's crude and it's funny. And I want to be a fan, but you have 69 right now and I think it's inappropriate to change that to 70. D:

Funny thing, I have gone from 70 to 69 fans about 4 times now. :P

Break the cycle Chelleromo, bring to that sweet 70s bliss!

dude your shits funny so ya I can't see why not.