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Author's Comments:
#61 They All Do This
Yep, this is how it goes in the brutal world of Pokemon.
Flareon is by and large the greatest Pokemon ever. Gamefreak can go suck a dick for continuously screwing over Flareons move pool generation after generation. Also Flareon is incredibly huggable and would buy you beer if you asked him to.
Sorry about not updating lately, haven't had the chance, but perhaps I will be able to get out some more strips in the coming weeks. Also this is not the begining of the story arc I had mentioned in my latest news post. That is still in the works.
I had some fun with colors in this strip, sometimes the old washed out grey background get's boring.
Gaming News!
Monster Hunter Tri has been released on the Wii, it is great, and you should cry yourself to sleep every night for not playing it!
Finally...click this link to give My Brute a pupil! If you have a My Brute let me know, I'll give you a pupil if you give me a pupil...mnnn I'm getting all hot just thinking about it.
http://bill-hac.mybrute.com
Reader's Comments:
I wanna battle Super Creeper Bill!
Flareon's special attack is through the roof.
I hate Joey so much that when he called to ask for a battle I flew over there with my togetic as fast as FUCK and raped the little shit into the dirt.
Flareons special attack is good, his special Def is good, and his attack is absolutely through the roof!
Back in Gen 1 it had the second highest attack in the game, outdid only by Dragonite, and it still has one of the highest in the game with Gen 4 rolling around.
The problem is that it doesn't have any good physical fire based attack to work with it's elemental bonus. If they gave it Flare Blitz then it would be amazing!
FLAREon...FLARE Blitz...yeah it should have it.
Hear that Game Freak?!?!?!
Thus ends my rant on Flareon and it getting screwed.
....Also I looooove Flareon!
Oh the chaos, how ive missed it so!
and a strip about pokemon, omfg its a wet dream cumm true!
DRUG ADDICTED MOTHERS!? oh yes. This is success. THIS... this is success.
Flareons are amazing. This entire page is amazing. (Plus, you're secretly fueling my awesome power on My Brute. Haha, total win-win for the page and the extra power).
Dude, I hated how the original games screwed over fire pokemon in general. Charizard should have been way more powerful than he was. At least in yellow they let him use flying moves...
Hmm as a little extra fun...
What pokemon berry is starring in panel 3? (Easy Question)
What does the thong read in Panel 1? :D
Who can guess both correctly first?!?!
It's an ORAN berry. And it says Velco or Naked or something beginning with either of those letters :/
To be honest I'd love if 'mom' sent me some oran berries, could finally heal that damn miltank.
You got the first one right, not so much on the second.
I'm in the same boat as you, I need one more freakin Oran berry to heal that dern Miltank and that blasted woman has sent me every berry but Oran. One of these days Miltank "shakes fists menacingly".
Sex Talk
When I play my pokemon and get called, it seems that when the ladies call, all they want is sex... aww yea son. "Come to Route 24 for a special gift" "I'll be waiting for you"... Hummunah, Hummunah
Berries
Ok, this is how i did it. I used the pokewalker to find sitrus berries, and i just kept planting them. I hav elike 5,000,000,000,000 sitrus berries. So do the same with Oran berries.
haha
dude, this is awesome. I've always wondered how that woman spends so much of my damn money! And another thing, why is it acceptable for a parent to spend their kid's hard earned money without even asking first? She's only supposed to frakkin hold it for safe keeping, not for spending willy nilly
