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Author's Comments:
#57 Missplaced
Well here we are everyone, one year of Half Assed Chaos under our belts. This first year was a bit rocky to say the least, plenty of nay sayers out there who still show up from time to time...but a good thing has come from it. I would like to thank everyone for their comments and their support throughout the last year, lord knows that if it wasn't for you guys this thing wouldn't have gotten past strip 5.
Again I just have to say how amazed I am at the flow of people I've seen come through here. I've had days where there have only been 17 page hits, and there have been days well above 3000! It's crazy to say to the least, I never expected to see this much traffic to my little site focused around swearing a bodily functions.
I hope you will all stick around for another year as I plan to keep going strong. Will there be epic story arcs where the characters find true love and understanding? Probably not.
Will there be more violence, swearing, cameos, bodily functions, and enough shitty artwork to make an elephant bite its own ears off? You know it!
Thank you to the fans, thank you to those whose are stopping by for the first time, thank you to the nay sayers who push me to be more creative, and thank you Greg and Nick for standing by me in this endeavor and giving me ideas and material to work with.
Here's to another year...
Reader's Comments:
One year of the most beautiful and twisted comic.
Bring out the Mary Jane!
Poor Timmy. I hope he at least got to have cake before he died.
Here's to another year of comics. Drinks for everybody! Wooooooh!
Cheers!
And what a great comic to celebrate this wonderful day with! :D
omfg. 1 hole year of halfassedchaos. i officially diagnose smackjeeves with AIDS.
Congartulations
Way to go Bill, hopefully you don't get cancer like everyone sems to be contracting... Oh and regarding a way back in the begining of the comic. Yes there is such a thing as Male pregnancy. Look it up it's posible and I think Greg would be the first of you three to end up pregnate, he is getting banged up the wazzu like every other hour
Women with incomplete sex changes don't count, they are just mutilated women.
In vitro fertilization doesn't count because it's an implant, not a natural pregnancy. Pshooow.
We are now over a year old, kinda crazy huh, can't believe I created these little guys so long ago, feels like yesterday I was pasting circles on top of triangles. I wonder what this next year will hold...
Geometry
I ment M-preg and it's a real symptom men experince, also called sympathy pains. See men get pregnate but never carry to full term because they don't have to squeez it out. Try polygons along with quadriladers and maybe some duohexigons mixed with obtuse and acute angles that conjecture with polynominals.
Uh, sympathy pains are symptoms experienced by men while a pregnant woman is around. It's a phsychosymantic, or however it's spelled, that the body puts on...it's not the man actually getting pregnant. It's weight gain from a multitude of factors as well as stress and anxiety bringing about a whole bunch of symptoms that are similar to a womans cramps and pains.
The more you know! (star flies across screen)
No, it's real.
Bill, I resent you bashing on male pregnancy. This is hard for me to say, but I had to get an abortion last year. It's true. I couldn't bear to see the shame in my parent's eyes, and the thought of having to shoot a baby out my tiny little urethra was too much to handle. Please, have a little empathy for your fellow child bearing men!
Babbies
Hug's Nick. See Bill what you did to poor Nick with all the sperm you and Greg surround him with I'm not surprised to hear this. It's ok Nick no one blames you.
Why must you be such an enabler Nicolai.
If it wasn't for that keg of Guinness you're getting for St. Patties I would smack you...then again you would just wave your unicorn of victory in my face and it will silence me.
***Attention***
Hey guys I posted a new News post up, please read it as it has to do with the state of updates and the comic itself. Don't worry, this isn't going anywhere, just may be around a bit less often then usual for a couple weeks.
Most Twisted Webcomic.
Half Assed Chaos; The southpark of webcomics. It has made me laugh out loud. it has made me retch. Uncomfortable twisted genius.
Damn I was really hoping to get a strip up today, but with work being as it is it looks like I won't be able to.
I'll post one up tomorrow for everyone and hopefully be able to churn two out next week. Like I said the next few months are going to be rough but I'll try to update as much as I can. My goal is to not shut down the site for a few weeks like last year, I hope to get at least one thing up per week.
F'in sweet!
HELL YES!!
this comic has gone way downhill since I came here a couple of months ago!
KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!! lol.
this is my fave comic, it's right up there with oglaf when it comes to the lulz. ^_^
Hahaha, oh man I looove Oglaf. That shit is funny as all hell.
You must be the writer for robot chicken.
