#51 Half Assed Sellout 18 Feb 2010 02:55 pm
		--- ARCHIVE --- #1 Campaign Beginnings #2 Take Your Mind Off Of Things #3 Koffing #4 Why Tell Morning Boredom #5 Flying Machine #5.5 April Fools Friday Filler #6 Not So Fast #7 Boots With The What? #8 Gregs Revenge Easter Spectacular #9 Weather Love #10 Shower Fun Friday Filler Dance On Savior, Dance On #11 A Masterful Style #12 DMing is like...#1 #13 Complete and Total Cop Out Friday Filler: What's That Guys Problem? #14 Gesundheit!!! #15 Now In Harlecolor! #16 Do you hear that? #17 Marvel Vs Capcom Rocks! #18 inFAMOUSly Addictive #19 We're Back...Kinda! #20 Annual Pie Eating Contest #21 An Apple A Day #22 Women Are Mysterious #23 Pull My Finger #24 Nick's A Stud #25 Greg Is Awesome #26 Bill is...Different Halloween Spectacular #27 Public Service Announcement #28 Their Eyes Meet, Battle! #29 Pick Up Lines #30 Darfur...But With Cheep-Cheep #31 Fangirls, Can't Live With'em.....er.... #32 Left 4 Insult #33 Prescriptions Rock #34 Chaotic What? #35 Worst. Wheelchair. Ever!!! #36 Ok, Witches Are Cool! #37 Reader Beware #38 Use Protection Borderline Hobosexual #39 Tis The Season Christmas Spectacular #40 Internet Memes Are Useful #41 WWJWTF?!?! #42 It Was Just On T.V.!!! Love Annotated #43 Old McDonald Had A Pony... #44 Lost And Found #45 Don't Think Of Your Mom, Sicko! #46 Womens Rights #47 Stereograms F Yeah! #48 That's Our Robotnik! #49 That's Our Robotnik! 2 #50 A Whole New World #51 Half Assed Sellout #52 The Power Of Statistics #53 By The Power Of Cop Out! #54 We're Gettin All Political #55 A Li'le Scheme #56 Make A Difference #57 Missplaced #58 Theories #59 This Amuses Me A Symphony Of Panels #60 Make Up Your Own Damn Title! #61 They All Do This #62 Wink Wink Nudge Nudge A Review To End Them All Viewer Discretion Is Advised #63 Awaken Cerebrate #64 It's All The Same A Vote For Free Booze #65 They're Bustin Something #66 TV Hit Sensation #67 All That Is #68 Patrroooolciiiooo #069 Kids, Psh Whatever #70 Daddy Can Fix Anything #71 Pick Up Lines 2 Friday Filler Marmalade Halloween Spectacular 2! #72 Fast Food & Fast Women Flareon Used Fly #73 A Very Nick Christmas Secret Santa #74 Plot Device Day #75 Don't Mess With Classics #76 I Smell Some Cop Out Cut Cut Cut Cut Satellite Dog Go #77 Always Literal, Always Half Assed Valentines Release Day #78 Boom Goes The Dynamite #79 Schoolyard Sayings Origins #80 If There's Grass On The Field #81 The Amazing Dr. Alpaca Sample Submit, do it, DO IT NOW! The End Of Times...Reminders Contest Over..ies Half Assed Contest 5th Place! Half Assed Contest 4th Place Half Assed Contest 3rd Place Half Assed Contest 2nd Place And The Winner Is... A Symphony Of Panels 2 #82 Don't Ask About The Jelly #83 Pretend It's Like Super Shiney #84 Noire Problemo #85 Shame Big Announcement Half Assed Chaos Adventure! -->>Befriend An Alchoholic Dolphin -->>Be The Alchoholic Dolphin -->>Grow Gills, you need air doofus! -->>Be Slutty Patrick -->> Open Inventory -->> Read Note -->>Turn the note into a Cigarette... -->>Hop on your motorcycle... -->>Banter With Dapper Ruffians -->>Use Thumpa Then... -->>Shove The Orange Guy... -->>Be Greg -->>The Disco Ball Shatters... -->>The Crunch Bars won't stop falling! -->>The crunch bars form into... -->>Use Skillz -->>Throw a banana at it. -->> Limit Break Now -->>God Damn It! Use Shot Put Shuffle! -->>Finish Him! -->>Be Bill! -->> Modify Nerf Guns -->> Take Tia and Tamera on a... -->>Check out the Party Scene -->>Wow Them With A Magic Trick... -->>The evil ladies boobs turn into guns. -->>Falcon Punch one... -->>And not a single fuck was given... -->>Reveal their true identities... -->>Cast Magic Missle! -->>Lock and Load Tia and Tamera... -->>Switch to Nick... -->>Open status page and look at Skillz -->>Revive the dead mermaid... -->>Use a stone to evolve Dickfart... -->> Toss the turd into the... -->> Adapt to non-aquatic environment We'll Be Right Baaaaaack -->> Continue Already!!! Halloween Special Year 3 -->>Let's Sum All This Crap Up! #86 Fun and Games #87 The Grand Return Of... SOPA The Challenge #1 The Challenge #2 The Challenge #3 The Challenge #4

--- ARCHIVE --- #1 Campaign Beginnings #2 Take Your Mind Off Of Things #3 Koffing #4 Why Tell Morning Boredom #5 Flying Machine #5.5 April Fools Friday Filler #6 Not So Fast #7 Boots With The What? #8 Gregs Revenge Easter Spectacular #9 Weather Love #10 Shower Fun Friday Filler Dance On Savior, Dance On #11 A Masterful Style #12 DMing is like...#1 #13 Complete and Total Cop Out Friday Filler: What's That Guys Problem? #14 Gesundheit!!! #15 Now In Harlecolor! #16 Do you hear that? #17 Marvel Vs Capcom Rocks! #18 inFAMOUSly Addictive #19 We're Back...Kinda! #20 Annual Pie Eating Contest #21 An Apple A Day #22 Women Are Mysterious #23 Pull My Finger #24 Nick's A Stud #25 Greg Is Awesome #26 Bill is...Different Halloween Spectacular #27 Public Service Announcement #28 Their Eyes Meet, Battle! #29 Pick Up Lines #30 Darfur...But With Cheep-Cheep #31 Fangirls, Can't Live With'em.....er.... #32 Left 4 Insult #33 Prescriptions Rock #34 Chaotic What? #35 Worst. Wheelchair. Ever!!! #36 Ok, Witches Are Cool! #37 Reader Beware #38 Use Protection Borderline Hobosexual #39 Tis The Season Christmas Spectacular #40 Internet Memes Are Useful #41 WWJWTF?!?! #42 It Was Just On T.V.!!! Love Annotated #43 Old McDonald Had A Pony... #44 Lost And Found #45 Don't Think Of Your Mom, Sicko! #46 Womens Rights #47 Stereograms F Yeah! #48 That's Our Robotnik! #49 That's Our Robotnik! 2 #50 A Whole New World #51 Half Assed Sellout #52 The Power Of Statistics #53 By The Power Of Cop Out! #54 We're Gettin All Political #55 A Li'le Scheme #56 Make A Difference #57 Missplaced #58 Theories #59 This Amuses Me A Symphony Of Panels #60 Make Up Your Own Damn Title! #61 They All Do This #62 Wink Wink Nudge Nudge A Review To End Them All Viewer Discretion Is Advised #63 Awaken Cerebrate #64 It's All The Same A Vote For Free Booze #65 They're Bustin Something #66 TV Hit Sensation #67 All That Is #68 Patrroooolciiiooo #069 Kids, Psh Whatever #70 Daddy Can Fix Anything #71 Pick Up Lines 2 Friday Filler Marmalade Halloween Spectacular 2! #72 Fast Food & Fast Women Flareon Used Fly #73 A Very Nick Christmas Secret Santa #74 Plot Device Day #75 Don't Mess With Classics #76 I Smell Some Cop Out Cut Cut Cut Cut Satellite Dog Go #77 Always Literal, Always Half Assed Valentines Release Day #78 Boom Goes The Dynamite #79 Schoolyard Sayings Origins #80 If There's Grass On The Field #81 The Amazing Dr. Alpaca Sample Submit, do it, DO IT NOW! The End Of Times...Reminders Contest Over..ies Half Assed Contest 5th Place! Half Assed Contest 4th Place Half Assed Contest 3rd Place Half Assed Contest 2nd Place And The Winner Is... A Symphony Of Panels 2 #82 Don't Ask About The Jelly #83 Pretend It's Like Super Shiney #84 Noire Problemo #85 Shame Big Announcement Half Assed Chaos Adventure! -->>Befriend An Alchoholic Dolphin -->>Be The Alchoholic Dolphin -->>Grow Gills, you need air doofus! -->>Be Slutty Patrick -->> Open Inventory -->> Read Note -->>Turn the note into a Cigarette... -->>Hop on your motorcycle... -->>Banter With Dapper Ruffians -->>Use Thumpa Then... -->>Shove The Orange Guy... -->>Be Greg -->>The Disco Ball Shatters... -->>The Crunch Bars won't stop falling! -->>The crunch bars form into... -->>Use Skillz -->>Throw a banana at it. -->> Limit Break Now -->>God Damn It! Use Shot Put Shuffle! -->>Finish Him! -->>Be Bill! -->> Modify Nerf Guns -->> Take Tia and Tamera on a... -->>Check out the Party Scene -->>Wow Them With A Magic Trick... -->>The evil ladies boobs turn into guns. -->>Falcon Punch one... -->>And not a single fuck was given... -->>Reveal their true identities... -->>Cast Magic Missle! -->>Lock and Load Tia and Tamera... -->>Switch to Nick... -->>Open status page and look at Skillz -->>Revive the dead mermaid... -->>Use a stone to evolve Dickfart... -->> Toss the turd into the... -->> Adapt to non-aquatic environment We'll Be Right Baaaaaack -->> Continue Already!!! Halloween Special Year 3 -->>Let's Sum All This Crap Up! #86 Fun and Games #87 The Grand Return Of... SOPA The Challenge #1 The Challenge #2 The Challenge #3 The Challenge #4

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#51 Half Assed Sellout

And that's every comic artist out there will warn you about fangirls, isn't that right Laura?

Happy Late Birthday Fangirl, I hope I didn't bastardise your vision too much, and if I did, oh well!

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YAY

Hug. thank you Bill! I love this so much! Hug. Nice portrayol of the idea and I love it

making her have a normal mouth color makes everyone else have weird glowy rave mouths.

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Supa Rave Time

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Take off your tops ladies

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Do drugs and freak out

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Well the little person you made to represent me is close only one thing I wear pants though dresses are better. EASY AXCESSE!!!! YEAH uh hu I am the FANGIRL! Mmmmm Greg! Bwahahaha! you're ass will be mine. Soon!!!

My ass can be yours now =D

Dun

Hmmm interesting proposel, tell me what do you look like give details. Chicks can also apply. ^.^ Bwahahahaha HIGH SCHOOL BOYS HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS ALL FOR ME ALL FOR ME!!! I love GTO (Don't know GTO? Ask me I'll show you the best manga ever. No magical girls, no big eyes, no giant robots! Just kick ass fun.)

Why Not

Laura, if you want some hot lovin', Nick is always open to sexual exploits. Including but not limited to anal domination.

Drill that ass

Greg enjoys a lot of ass play.... SWEET!!! You see my friend gave me a strap on with a dildo the size of a horse and I would love to try it out on someone. Hmmm oh! and I also have a dimond handle whip that my friend gave me as my first toy to use on men plus I have a new collar and leash that I would love to break in. So how tall is Greg I bet I can make him scream! Oh Bill I learned a new trick from my friend Christy. It's called THE CHAINSAW MANEUVER. It involves anal beads! ^.^

Hah Nick, freaky Laura only wants the tall one!

Poor Greg, he would be walking funny for weeks! And what would Cass say?

???

Greg has a girlfriend? Opps. I don't mess with guys who have someone in there lives, it's messed up to do that to some other girl. Hey Nick still interested? (Hope Cass doesn't get angry with me, Bill if she reads the comments tell her I didn't know he was taken and that I'm not the type of person to hurt anyone the way I was.)

Nick your good, go for it! :D

I wish someone would tour my living room and take bright fucking camera flashes. XD

Hey guys just wanted to give you all the heads up that the next strip will not be posted until tomorrow. I doubt I'm going to have time to do it today, but it I find time I will post one.

Hmmm

Oh ass virginity, wherefore art thou ass virginity???

... Black Cherry...

I still have my Black Cherry. Weird but I just can't put anything in there mainly because I has a vagina that is extreamly senseitive so no need for ass play. But I do love to get in a guys ass.

That last post was like watching a horror movie.

Anyway new strip today, sorry again for not getting one up yesterday!