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Author's Comments:
#43 Old McDonald Had A Pony...
With a slurp slurp here and a slurp slurp there, here a slurp there a slurp everywhere a slurp slurp.
On to gaming news!
Two fantastic games were released last week, Bayonetta and Darksiders.
Bayonetta is greater then I ever imagined, tons of unlockables, flawless gameplay, and over the top cinematics that make Dante's antics look like those of a schoolboy bitch. If you are a fan of action adventure games then you owe it to yourself to play Bayonetta. Even if you don't like super crazy Japanese shit, you should still be able to enjoy the flawless battle system that comes with more customization then Japanese Sex Doll. The story is pretty non existent, but who cares, in every scene awesome shit happens that keeps you entertained and laughing. The innuendo is so over the top and filled with satire that I shit myself, I SHIT MYSELF WITH HAPPINESS!!! Yup, so play it.
Darksiders is like a Mature version of The Legend of Zelda mixed up with the fighting system of God of War, but with less QTEs. It runs smoothly and the world they created is fantastic. I haven't been able to play this too much because Bayonetta has taken over my life, but I can say that from my experience so far it is shaping up to be a quality game that you wont want to miss.
More News!!!
Did everyone like that last retext? GOOD because it was fucking beautiful! Anyway I am looking for more comic volunteers to be retexted. The people who have done it so far seemed to like the experience and I know I had a ton of fun with it too! Let me know if you're interested, make a note on here or email me (link on homepage).
Next line of business.
Click the vote links!
As a webcartoonist, I use the term lightly, I need to ask my fans to do this simple action. It helps spread my comic around and certainly brings more visitors. I am really appreciative to all those who have clicked on the vote links, but remember that you can vote Every Day!!! If you want to set up something where I vote for your site each day and you do the same, sure I'll do that, I'll whore myself out for page hits without a problem!
Last piece of business!
Remember, send in some guest comic, or I'm going to come hunt you down. You hear that Greg and Nick, I actually know where you guys live goddamnit! I am looking for at least two more, thanks for anyone who is willing to do it!
That is all the business for now, game on you crazy lovers!
Reader's Comments:
My gay friend bought Bayonetta and I asked him what he thought of it, as I knew he wouldn't be distracted by all the breasts and such bouncing about. He gave about the same description as you, and I am waiting to hear more from the rest of the world... but then again, like Brutal Legend, even if I hear it gets bad reviews, I'm still going to buy it, because I'm a tool XD
LMFAO hooray for hourses who give head XDDD
and i dont play any new videgames cuz im poor like dat ;-; i've never even held a wii controller... NEVER!!
T_T
Brutal Legend was awesome fun, even when it completely changed gears. I loved it from begining to end and it had some great voice work in it!
Don't worry Mosama, someday, someday!
>:3
I'd do a guest comic, I just don't really know what to do. Hmm...
Last panel. My definite favorite.
Jazeki I love your pic, I wonder what inspired such a wonderful saying...:D
Guest comic
I want to send a comic in too Bill! Have you come up with a way for me to send you a comic?
OK
So now that i feel like a part of the family all i have to say is that darksiders is my next buy... dont know about bayonetta... but seems interesting enough
I played Darksiders for a bit longer last night and I have to say that it has grown on me more. The voice acting is great, and the gameplay is really smooth. It's like if Legend of Zelda got a pint of hell injected into its ass and then exploded with awesome.
Bayonetta on the other hand is just beyond words. If you like crazy asian stuff and a bit of Jpop then it just makes it even greater. If you don't, then I suggest turning the volume all the way down, throwing on some heavy metal and then enjoying the awesome combat system.
Laura, I'm thinking but I am not sure. You could recreate it in mspaint. :3
Did you say you had it on Deviant Art? I wasn't able to find it, but if I sign up with Deviant Art then maybe I will be able to.
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Wow someone posted a couple of these strips on the Something Awful forums, sweet! Thanks whoever did that, thank you for spreading around The Worst Webcomic...EVER!!! Even if they did say it was the loving worst...hmm, doesn't sound as good as Worst Webcomic Ever!!!!
That sounds awesome
Ok maybe Bayonetta... but i still have to have darksiders because i love Zelda... and that makes me want it so bad...
Art
No, I have a deviant art account and you can check it out just google CrystalBlackHeart@deviantart.com they will take you to my stuff you just got to keep at it. I don't have a computor I have a DSi and that's it. No one loves me over here, no love for a fangirl.
How are you posting on here through a DSi? :P
Booyaka! Found your deviant art!
confucious say ... AAAGH you SHOT me!
what does the "Whorse" say in the first panel?
Posts
Easy your site has low resolution which makes it easy to see most of the stuff. I can't see flash, high resolution art and most web sites. Which include but not limited to Myspace, DeviantArt, Facebook, GaiaOnline, youtube, twitter, and most other sites
well
that kinda sucks laura... what area are you in... i have a DSi as well but i also have My laptop, My phone (palm Pre) and a ton of other computers that can all access the internet... i love being a computer geek
