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Author's Comments:
#36 Ok, Witches Are Cool!
Bayonetta is an action game that will be released in the US in early January.
I have not played the demo but I have been reading up on it, and can't wait for it to be released.
This can be classified in the Devil May Cry sort of action game, though many call it a combination of Viewtiful Joe + Godhand + Devil May Cry + God of War. In fact one of the head designers of the original DMC is working on this title.
Apparently the fighting engine is one of the best and most fluid of any game we have seen, this gen or older. The ammount of linkable combos is astounding, and the ammount of weapons available is nuts.
Bayonetta is a witch who uses her hair for magic, or something like that. :P
Her clothes are entirely made up of her hair and she is able to use to her hair to cast spells, attack, and do all sorts of crazy stuff. Therefor when you attack you will see bits of her clothing get removed, mwuahaha!!! Hurray for pixel boobies and bootays, you can never go wrong there.
In addition to this she also uses 4 guns, that's right, she also has a revolver strapped to each of her ankles.
The game is filled with sexual innuendo, silly plotline, and fighting insane enemies. So far it has received stellar reviews from those who have released such and the gameplay movies look outstanding.
And yes her special "limit break" sort of instances are called climaxes. I also hear her taunts are quite...inviting to the enemies. Ah good good times.
Check out a gameplay video below!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vdgdkm5Ml00
Get psyched all you who enjoy the gameplay of GoW and DMC, the next generation of stylish action game is on us!
Reader's Comments:
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I need a job so I can get a ps3 so I can get this and GOW 3 when they come out. Oh my looooord. *crumples and dies*
Dude fuck that! Steal it, it's a game where you fucking orgasm for a super power. This is day all us gamers have been waiting for!
Witch
Hmmm... Sounds like a good idea the whole climax attak. Hmmm. Hay can anyone recommend a good romance novle any about Highlanders?
Yes i can recommend a novel, it is called sex on the orient express ...its about the love of a chinese train worker with her favourite pet goat. Do be warned, it has very intimate woman-goat sex scenes and alot of goat anal...but from the sound of it your into that sort of shit!
Oh Laura, don't let him get your...goat...Mwuahahahah!!!
Ok that was lame, I'm crawling back to my office now.
I'll try to post another strip today but may not be able to untill tomorrow. Check both days just incase, yay page hits!
