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Author's Comments:
#25 Greg Is Awesome
Because it will likely be necessary to get the appropriate, uuugh oh god, feeling, I have posted a few entries from Urban Dictionary below. Ahem...
Blumpkin
The process of excreting fecal matter while at the same time recieving oral pleasure. The process should relieve the male individual in the excreting process as the sensual pleasure eases the anal cavity. Such acts are periodically performed under the influence of Alcohol.
"Barrie saw Nick on the shitter and, in her state of drunkneness, gave nick a most excellent blumpkin. It was only after the roommate walked in, did it come to her attention that he was also shitting."
"After a long night of drinking, I tackled a drunk bitch and she gave a me the most glorious blumpkin ever. It was strictly a classy maneuver. "
White Castle
The ultimate stoner fast food joint popularized by "Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle". Sometimes open 24/7, catering to potheads with a nasty case of the munchies. For fuck's sake, they actually sell a goddamn paper case filled with 30 burgers. You'll get the runs and your heart will explode...but it's really freaking good!
"I'm high as shit and it's 1 in the morning. Let's go to White Castle."
White Castle shit
One of the most stinky and wettest shits in existence, the White Castle shit is the insanely powerful crap you take after consuming those grease wad burgers from the White Castle food chain. Characteristics of a White Castle shit include:
1.Having to hover above the bowl from time to time while shitting in order to avoid being hit by your own fecal debris that reflects off of the interior walls of the toilet
2.Preview Farts that smell so much like White Castle
Burgers that it can make other people in the room hungry
3.Shit that sticks to the bowl so bad that you have to use your roommate’s toothbrush to scrub it off
"Person X:"Sniff, sniff, oooohh who bought white castle? Throw me a burger I am so hungry."
Person Y:"I would give you one but they are in my bowels at the moment; that was just a fart you smelling. I am going to have to blast out a white castle shit in a minute or two so if you wanna use the bathroom, do it now."
Person X: "Its all yours man; I think I am going to get a sack of ten." "
Also because it is necessary, the White Castle logo is owned and distributed by the White Castle corp, I take no credit for it's design or creation.
Now onto some comments!
A couple of weeks back Greg started to use the word Blumpkin in every other sentence, it was hilarious. Also whities is a choice meal we consume frequently at guys nights. Four guys in a small room after eating between 10 and 15 of those suckers gets pretty devastating after awhile. I feel that if Greg had the chance he would live out this strip, as we all would. Live the dream everybody, live the dream...
Reader's Comments:
EWWWW!!!!
My god you mean White Castle is real and not a fake company like WacDonolds or Taco hut? Bad Bill very BAD. My god I think I would throw up if I ever did a blumpkin even if I was drunk! I can't imagin the insanity of that going on, it'd be like if a guy ate out a chicks pussy and then she farted while he did it.
Live the dream....
MWHAHAHAH
I Love it. It screams greg... so hilarious tooo.
All Aboard The Blumpkin Express
I tried to capture the real you in this one. :P
Hehe, love the user name by the way, I think when Starcraft II comes out it should be your battlenet ID.
It's starring into your soul. The Crave will find you...
I had made that Demonic Whities image awhile back and put it on an email to the guys after a night of many Whities and a morning full of consequences. It just felt appropriate, that damned tempter of souls reaches out to me even as I type this. Even though I know what it will do to me, I will go back there, and I will feast.
I just threw up in my mouth!
I can say right now that this is not the worst webcomic ever.
Hey! Mrs. Doomsday...
We don't take kindly to that kind of talk round here!
Now Skeeter she aint hurtin no one.
