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Author's Comments:
#23 Pull My Finger
Coming Soon:
Half Assed Chaos Merchandise!!!
Not only can you hate the comic, but you can then forgo buying anything related to the comic as well.
That's right folks, take your hate up a level by insulting the worst comic on the internet AND not buy a T-Shirt or Thong. Or why stop there, why not actually buy something and create a video of you abusing said product to show your disdain for Half Assed Chaos! That will surely show me!
Keep your eyes open, the shop will be available soon!
Anyway now for a comment on the new comic itself. Um....yes.
Reader's Comments:
Really?
Yeah I get a lot of jokes but yeah you just seem like you don't have a life because of these mundane little things. Have a good laugh but use better material.
Um...what is this comic called?
Is it "Well Thought Out Reasoning?" Nah.
I must compliment you though, nice burn there, stung for a moment. :P
Almost made me cry.
Also thanks for the readership and the suggestions, if you want to suggest some better material to me feel free! I'll be more then happy to do a comic for other peoples jokes and then take most if not all of the credit!
HalfAssedChaos@gmail.com Lets do this Laura, unless you're scared... Mwuahahahaha.
Don't cry
I didn't mean to upset you, that's the last thing I want to do. I just know that you can do a whole lot better than the pull my finger jokes, I bet you have a bunch of jokes that require people to think but the shock value just keeps them coming back for more. Hug! PLEASE DON'T CRY! If it makes you feel better I'll get my friend to send you a jpeg of her F cup boobs... No bra.
No please don't think that you upset me, quite the opposite. A negative response is just as good as a positive, because then I get to be a sarcastic ass to said person. :P
Anyhow I was serious that if you have any ideas please send them my way and I will do my best to make them into a strip!
I do thank you for your continued readership though! Believe me, I'm sure there are going to be much worse strips then this that come about though. Hopefully they won't turn you off, especially the next "Stud" section... Yeah probably gonna get some hate mail from ladies in this next section.
Oh well, to mediocrity!
KISS
keep it simple stupid (kiss). Man, some of us are above average in smarts, and you forget to realize that an average indicates half the people are dumber than that. By keeping it simple like this hilarious comic (now my background) you can entertain all the idiots out there who play the monopoly game at mcdonalds thinking they can win $1,000,000 just by buying a hashbrown.
Greg we don't THINK we can win from that, me and you buddy, we WILL win!
Hashbrows, McNugs, and Mushroom Swiss Angus burgers in my tummy baaaaaybeeeeeeh!!!
Studs?
By studs do you mean like the things on the back of the sturrs, or perhapes you're bold enough to add in horses... Or guy on guy... WOOOT PLEASE DO GUY ON GUY HOT ACTION *PELVIC THRUST* STICKY STICKY HOT HOT!!!!!
I think there was enough guy on guy in the April fools strip, at least for now...I got quite an earful from Greg after that one.
Hmmm maybe I'll set up something for Nick though, mwuahahahah!!!
PLEASE
Aw come on it don't have to be Greg, you can just do a gay scene with a clone of yourself then it's considered masterbating. Looking at a clone of yourself would be like normal if you did it with them
I WANT YOU INSIDE ME
WHEN I SAID YOU I WAS TALKING TO THE GOOD BACTERIA IN YAKULT. SRSLY.
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What? I think you might have confused me with my evil twin... Mark! Damn you! Well I guess that was a public service announcment
Dude Greg you put that as your background. Sniff, I'm honored!
:D
Sometimes I'll just make that sound effect when no one else is around. Fwerp, I like it!
