Half Assed Valentines 11 Feb 2011 02:12 pm
		--- ARCHIVE --- #1 Campaign Beginnings #2 Take Your Mind Off Of Things #3 Koffing #4 Why Tell Morning Boredom #5 Flying Machine #5.5 April Fools Friday Filler #6 Not So Fast #7 Boots With The What? #8 Gregs Revenge Easter Spectacular #9 Weather Love #10 Shower Fun Friday Filler Dance On Savior, Dance On #11 A Masterful Style #12 DMing is like...#1 #13 Complete and Total Cop Out Friday Filler: What's That Guys Problem? #14 Gesundheit!!! #15 Now In Harlecolor! #16 Do you hear that? #17 Marvel Vs Capcom Rocks! #18 inFAMOUSly Addictive #19 We're Back...Kinda! #20 Annual Pie Eating Contest #21 An Apple A Day #22 Women Are Mysterious #23 Pull My Finger #24 Nick's A Stud #25 Greg Is Awesome #26 Bill is...Different Halloween Spectacular #27 Public Service Announcement #28 Their Eyes Meet, Battle! #29 Pick Up Lines #30 Darfur...But With Cheep-Cheep #31 Fangirls, Can't Live With'em.....er.... #32 Left 4 Insult #33 Prescriptions Rock #34 Chaotic What? #35 Worst. Wheelchair. Ever!!! #36 Ok, Witches Are Cool! #37 Reader Beware #38 Use Protection Borderline Hobosexual #39 Tis The Season Christmas Spectacular #40 Internet Memes Are Useful #41 WWJWTF?!?! #42 It Was Just On T.V.!!! Love Annotated #43 Old McDonald Had A Pony... #44 Lost And Found #45 Don't Think Of Your Mom, Sicko! #46 Womens Rights #47 Stereograms F Yeah! #48 That's Our Robotnik! #49 That's Our Robotnik! 2 #50 A Whole New World #51 Half Assed Sellout #52 The Power Of Statistics #53 By The Power Of Cop Out! #54 We're Gettin All Political #55 A Li'le Scheme #56 Make A Difference #57 Missplaced #58 Theories #59 This Amuses Me A Symphony Of Panels #60 Make Up Your Own Damn Title! #61 They All Do This #62 Wink Wink Nudge Nudge A Review To End Them All Viewer Discretion Is Advised #63 Awaken Cerebrate #64 It's All The Same A Vote For Free Booze #65 They're Bustin Something #66 TV Hit Sensation #67 All That Is #68 Patrroooolciiiooo #069 Kids, Psh Whatever #70 Daddy Can Fix Anything #71 Pick Up Lines 2 Friday Filler Marmalade Halloween Spectacular 2! #72 Fast Food & Fast Women Flareon Used Fly #73 A Very Nick Christmas Secret Santa #74 Plot Device Day #75 Don't Mess With Classics #76 I Smell Some Cop Out Cut Cut Cut Cut Satellite Dog Go #77 Always Literal, Always Half Assed Valentines Release Day #78 Boom Goes The Dynamite #79 Schoolyard Sayings Origins #80 If There's Grass On The Field #81 The Amazing Dr. Alpaca Sample Submit, do it, DO IT NOW! The End Of Times...Reminders Contest Over..ies Half Assed Contest 5th Place! Half Assed Contest 4th Place Half Assed Contest 3rd Place Half Assed Contest 2nd Place And The Winner Is... A Symphony Of Panels 2 #82 Don't Ask About The Jelly #83 Pretend It's Like Super Shiney #84 Noire Problemo #85 Shame Big Announcement Half Assed Chaos Adventure! -->>Befriend An Alchoholic Dolphin -->>Be The Alchoholic Dolphin -->>Grow Gills, you need air doofus! -->>Be Slutty Patrick -->> Open Inventory -->> Read Note -->>Turn the note into a Cigarette... -->>Hop on your motorcycle... -->>Banter With Dapper Ruffians -->>Use Thumpa Then... -->>Shove The Orange Guy... -->>Be Greg -->>The Disco Ball Shatters... -->>The Crunch Bars won't stop falling! -->>The crunch bars form into... -->>Use Skillz -->>Throw a banana at it. -->> Limit Break Now -->>God Damn It! Use Shot Put Shuffle! -->>Finish Him! -->>Be Bill! -->> Modify Nerf Guns -->> Take Tia and Tamera on a... -->>Check out the Party Scene -->>Wow Them With A Magic Trick... -->>The evil ladies boobs turn into guns. -->>Falcon Punch one... -->>And not a single fuck was given... -->>Reveal their true identities... -->>Cast Magic Missle! -->>Lock and Load Tia and Tamera... -->>Switch to Nick... -->>Open status page and look at Skillz -->>Revive the dead mermaid... -->>Use a stone to evolve Dickfart... -->> Toss the turd into the... -->> Adapt to non-aquatic environment We'll Be Right Baaaaaack -->> Continue Already!!! Halloween Special Year 3 -->>Let's Sum All This Crap Up! #86 Fun and Games #87 The Grand Return Of... SOPA The Challenge #1 The Challenge #2 The Challenge #3 The Challenge #4 The Challenge #5 The Challenge #6 The Challenge #7 The Challenge #8 The Challenge #9 The Challenge #10 The Challenge #11 The Challenge #12 The Challenge #13 The Challenge #14 The Challenge #15 The Challenge #16 The Challenge #17 The Challenge #18 The Challenge #19 The Challenge #20 The Challenge #21 The Challenge #22 The Challenge #23 The Challenge #24 The Challenge #25 The Challenge #26 The Challenge #27 The Challenge #28 The Challenge #29

--- ARCHIVE --- #1 Campaign Beginnings #2 Take Your Mind Off Of Things #3 Koffing #4 Why Tell Morning Boredom #5 Flying Machine #5.5 April Fools Friday Filler #6 Not So Fast #7 Boots With The What? #8 Gregs Revenge Easter Spectacular #9 Weather Love #10 Shower Fun Friday Filler Dance On Savior, Dance On #11 A Masterful Style #12 DMing is like...#1 #13 Complete and Total Cop Out Friday Filler: What's That Guys Problem? #14 Gesundheit!!! #15 Now In Harlecolor! #16 Do you hear that? #17 Marvel Vs Capcom Rocks! #18 inFAMOUSly Addictive #19 We're Back...Kinda! #20 Annual Pie Eating Contest #21 An Apple A Day #22 Women Are Mysterious #23 Pull My Finger #24 Nick's A Stud #25 Greg Is Awesome #26 Bill is...Different Halloween Spectacular #27 Public Service Announcement #28 Their Eyes Meet, Battle! #29 Pick Up Lines #30 Darfur...But With Cheep-Cheep #31 Fangirls, Can't Live With'em.....er.... #32 Left 4 Insult #33 Prescriptions Rock #34 Chaotic What? #35 Worst. Wheelchair. Ever!!! #36 Ok, Witches Are Cool! #37 Reader Beware #38 Use Protection Borderline Hobosexual #39 Tis The Season Christmas Spectacular #40 Internet Memes Are Useful #41 WWJWTF?!?! #42 It Was Just On T.V.!!! Love Annotated #43 Old McDonald Had A Pony... #44 Lost And Found #45 Don't Think Of Your Mom, Sicko! #46 Womens Rights #47 Stereograms F Yeah! #48 That's Our Robotnik! #49 That's Our Robotnik! 2 #50 A Whole New World #51 Half Assed Sellout #52 The Power Of Statistics #53 By The Power Of Cop Out! #54 We're Gettin All Political #55 A Li'le Scheme #56 Make A Difference #57 Missplaced #58 Theories #59 This Amuses Me A Symphony Of Panels #60 Make Up Your Own Damn Title! #61 They All Do This #62 Wink Wink Nudge Nudge A Review To End Them All Viewer Discretion Is Advised #63 Awaken Cerebrate #64 It's All The Same A Vote For Free Booze #65 They're Bustin Something #66 TV Hit Sensation #67 All That Is #68 Patrroooolciiiooo #069 Kids, Psh Whatever #70 Daddy Can Fix Anything #71 Pick Up Lines 2 Friday Filler Marmalade Halloween Spectacular 2! #72 Fast Food & Fast Women Flareon Used Fly #73 A Very Nick Christmas Secret Santa #74 Plot Device Day #75 Don't Mess With Classics #76 I Smell Some Cop Out Cut Cut Cut Cut Satellite Dog Go #77 Always Literal, Always Half Assed Valentines Release Day #78 Boom Goes The Dynamite #79 Schoolyard Sayings Origins #80 If There's Grass On The Field #81 The Amazing Dr. Alpaca Sample Submit, do it, DO IT NOW! The End Of Times...Reminders Contest Over..ies Half Assed Contest 5th Place! Half Assed Contest 4th Place Half Assed Contest 3rd Place Half Assed Contest 2nd Place And The Winner Is... A Symphony Of Panels 2 #82 Don't Ask About The Jelly #83 Pretend It's Like Super Shiney #84 Noire Problemo #85 Shame Big Announcement Half Assed Chaos Adventure! -->>Befriend An Alchoholic Dolphin -->>Be The Alchoholic Dolphin -->>Grow Gills, you need air doofus! -->>Be Slutty Patrick -->> Open Inventory -->> Read Note -->>Turn the note into a Cigarette... -->>Hop on your motorcycle... -->>Banter With Dapper Ruffians -->>Use Thumpa Then... -->>Shove The Orange Guy... -->>Be Greg -->>The Disco Ball Shatters... -->>The Crunch Bars won't stop falling! -->>The crunch bars form into... -->>Use Skillz -->>Throw a banana at it. -->> Limit Break Now -->>God Damn It! Use Shot Put Shuffle! -->>Finish Him! -->>Be Bill! -->> Modify Nerf Guns -->> Take Tia and Tamera on a... -->>Check out the Party Scene -->>Wow Them With A Magic Trick... -->>The evil ladies boobs turn into guns. -->>Falcon Punch one... -->>And not a single fuck was given... -->>Reveal their true identities... -->>Cast Magic Missle! -->>Lock and Load Tia and Tamera... -->>Switch to Nick... -->>Open status page and look at Skillz -->>Revive the dead mermaid... -->>Use a stone to evolve Dickfart... -->> Toss the turd into the... -->> Adapt to non-aquatic environment We'll Be Right Baaaaaack -->> Continue Already!!! Halloween Special Year 3 -->>Let's Sum All This Crap Up! #86 Fun and Games #87 The Grand Return Of... SOPA The Challenge #1 The Challenge #2 The Challenge #3 The Challenge #4 The Challenge #5 The Challenge #6 The Challenge #7 The Challenge #8 The Challenge #9 The Challenge #10 The Challenge #11 The Challenge #12 The Challenge #13 The Challenge #14 The Challenge #15 The Challenge #16 The Challenge #17 The Challenge #18 The Challenge #19 The Challenge #20 The Challenge #21 The Challenge #22 The Challenge #23 The Challenge #24 The Challenge #25 The Challenge #26 The Challenge #27 The Challenge #28 The Challenge #29

Author's Comments:

Half Assed Valentines

These Valentines Day Cards are garaunteed make that special someone swoon over you like you God you are.*

Next tuesday MvC3 comes out, like I've been saying for awhile here, so the chances of a comic are a bit slim. Plus my dog is getting his stiches out that day so we are just going to have to see how it goes.

*Garauntees are not garaunteed.

Reader's Comments:

It's like every time I think I can't like this comic more, I do.

IT'S ROMANTASTIC!

Also what's your opinion on Tron Bonne and Amaterasu?

I was a big fan of Tron Bonne in the last Vs game and from what I've seen it looks like she may have gotten some buffs as well. She has pretty good HP too, I think she will be a solid competitor.

Ammy looks like she has a decent keep away game and some good combos on top of it, I'm looking forward to trying her out. Okami was awesome!

Poems

I love V-day and here is my favorite V-day poem.

Roses are red, Violet's are corny, when I think of you... Oh Baby I GET HORNY!
EAT ME!
BEAT ME!
BITE ME!
BLOW ME!
SUCK ME!
FUCK ME VERY SLOWLY!
When we kiss make it sassy stick your tongue in make it nasty.

^.^ I will probably post a few more since it's the month of love I think it totally calls for it.

That is the sweetest valentine's message I have EVER SEEN EVER.

If I got one of these cards from my boyfriend, I'd laugh it off then cut off his dick in his sleep.

there's no guarantee that you'll spell guarantee correctly. vagina.

Hoorah you caught a spelling error, you win big ol glass of I don't give a fuck! :D

Does that glass come with ice?

Of course, I'm not a barbarian.

I was a barbarian/fighter awhile back, but those days are long past. :P

... IS BLASTING OFF AGAIN!!!