#77 Always Literal, Always 08 Feb 2011 02:42 pm
		--- ARCHIVE --- #1 Campaign Beginnings #2 Take Your Mind Off Of Things #3 Koffing #4 Why Tell Morning Boredom #5 Flying Machine #5.5 April Fools Friday Filler #6 Not So Fast #7 Boots With The What? #8 Gregs Revenge Easter Spectacular #9 Weather Love #10 Shower Fun Friday Filler Dance On Savior, Dance On #11 A Masterful Style #12 DMing is like...#1 #13 Complete and Total Cop Out Friday Filler: What's That Guys Problem? #14 Gesundheit!!! #15 Now In Harlecolor! #16 Do you hear that? #17 Marvel Vs Capcom Rocks! #18 inFAMOUSly Addictive #19 We're Back...Kinda! #20 Annual Pie Eating Contest #21 An Apple A Day #22 Women Are Mysterious #23 Pull My Finger #24 Nick's A Stud #25 Greg Is Awesome #26 Bill is...Different Halloween Spectacular #27 Public Service Announcement #28 Their Eyes Meet, Battle! #29 Pick Up Lines #30 Darfur...But With Cheep-Cheep #31 Fangirls, Can't Live With'em.....er.... #32 Left 4 Insult #33 Prescriptions Rock #34 Chaotic What? #35 Worst. Wheelchair. Ever!!! #36 Ok, Witches Are Cool! #37 Reader Beware #38 Use Protection Borderline Hobosexual #39 Tis The Season Christmas Spectacular #40 Internet Memes Are Useful #41 WWJWTF?!?! #42 It Was Just On T.V.!!! Love Annotated #43 Old McDonald Had A Pony... #44 Lost And Found #45 Don't Think Of Your Mom, Sicko! #46 Womens Rights #47 Stereograms F Yeah! #48 That's Our Robotnik! #49 That's Our Robotnik! 2 #50 A Whole New World #51 Half Assed Sellout #52 The Power Of Statistics #53 By The Power Of Cop Out! #54 We're Gettin All Political #55 A Li'le Scheme #56 Make A Difference #57 Missplaced #58 Theories #59 This Amuses Me A Symphony Of Panels #60 Make Up Your Own Damn Title! #61 They All Do This #62 Wink Wink Nudge Nudge A Review To End Them All Viewer Discretion Is Advised #63 Awaken Cerebrate #64 It's All The Same A Vote For Free Booze #65 They're Bustin Something #66 TV Hit Sensation #67 All That Is #68 Patrroooolciiiooo #069 Kids, Psh Whatever #70 Daddy Can Fix Anything #71 Pick Up Lines 2 Friday Filler Marmalade Halloween Spectacular 2! #72 Fast Food & Fast Women Flareon Used Fly #73 A Very Nick Christmas Secret Santa #74 Plot Device Day #75 Don't Mess With Classics #76 I Smell Some Cop Out Cut Cut Cut Cut Satellite Dog Go #77 Always Literal, Always Half Assed Valentines Release Day #78 Boom Goes The Dynamite #79 Schoolyard Sayings Origins #80 If There's Grass On The Field #81 The Amazing Dr. Alpaca Sample Submit, do it, DO IT NOW! The End Of Times...Reminders Contest Over..ies Half Assed Contest 5th Place! Half Assed Contest 4th Place Half Assed Contest 3rd Place Half Assed Contest 2nd Place And The Winner Is... A Symphony Of Panels 2 #82 Don't Ask About The Jelly #83 Pretend It's Like Super Shiney #84 Noire Problemo #85 Shame Big Announcement Half Assed Chaos Adventure! -->>Befriend An Alchoholic Dolphin -->>Be The Alchoholic Dolphin -->>Grow Gills, you need air doofus! -->>Be Slutty Patrick -->> Open Inventory -->> Read Note -->>Turn the note into a Cigarette... -->>Hop on your motorcycle... -->>Banter With Dapper Ruffians -->>Use Thumpa Then... -->>Shove The Orange Guy... -->>Be Greg -->>The Disco Ball Shatters... -->>The Crunch Bars won't stop falling! -->>The crunch bars form into... -->>Use Skillz -->>Throw a banana at it. -->> Limit Break Now -->>God Damn It! Use Shot Put Shuffle! -->>Finish Him! -->>Be Bill! -->> Modify Nerf Guns -->> Take Tia and Tamera on a... -->>Check out the Party Scene -->>Wow Them With A Magic Trick... -->>The evil ladies boobs turn into guns. -->>Falcon Punch one... -->>And not a single fuck was given... -->>Reveal their true identities... -->>Cast Magic Missle! -->>Lock and Load Tia and Tamera... -->>Switch to Nick... -->>Open status page and look at Skillz -->>Revive the dead mermaid... -->>Use a stone to evolve Dickfart... -->> Toss the turd into the... -->> Adapt to non-aquatic environment We'll Be Right Baaaaaack -->> Continue Already!!! Halloween Special Year 3 -->>Let's Sum All This Crap Up! #86 Fun and Games #87 The Grand Return Of... SOPA The Challenge #1 The Challenge #2 The Challenge #3 The Challenge #4 The Challenge #5 The Challenge #6 The Challenge #7 The Challenge #8 The Challenge #9 The Challenge #10 The Challenge #11 The Challenge #12 The Challenge #13 The Challenge #14 The Challenge #15 The Challenge #16 The Challenge #17 The Challenge #18 The Challenge #19 The Challenge #20 The Challenge #21 The Challenge #22 The Challenge #23 The Challenge #24 The Challenge #25 The Challenge #26 The Challenge #27 The Challenge #28 The Challenge #29

--- ARCHIVE --- #1 Campaign Beginnings #2 Take Your Mind Off Of Things #3 Koffing #4 Why Tell Morning Boredom #5 Flying Machine #5.5 April Fools Friday Filler #6 Not So Fast #7 Boots With The What? #8 Gregs Revenge Easter Spectacular #9 Weather Love #10 Shower Fun Friday Filler Dance On Savior, Dance On #11 A Masterful Style #12 DMing is like...#1 #13 Complete and Total Cop Out Friday Filler: What's That Guys Problem? #14 Gesundheit!!! #15 Now In Harlecolor! #16 Do you hear that? #17 Marvel Vs Capcom Rocks! #18 inFAMOUSly Addictive #19 We're Back...Kinda! #20 Annual Pie Eating Contest #21 An Apple A Day #22 Women Are Mysterious #23 Pull My Finger #24 Nick's A Stud #25 Greg Is Awesome #26 Bill is...Different Halloween Spectacular #27 Public Service Announcement #28 Their Eyes Meet, Battle! #29 Pick Up Lines #30 Darfur...But With Cheep-Cheep #31 Fangirls, Can't Live With'em.....er.... #32 Left 4 Insult #33 Prescriptions Rock #34 Chaotic What? #35 Worst. Wheelchair. Ever!!! #36 Ok, Witches Are Cool! #37 Reader Beware #38 Use Protection Borderline Hobosexual #39 Tis The Season Christmas Spectacular #40 Internet Memes Are Useful #41 WWJWTF?!?! #42 It Was Just On T.V.!!! Love Annotated #43 Old McDonald Had A Pony... #44 Lost And Found #45 Don't Think Of Your Mom, Sicko! #46 Womens Rights #47 Stereograms F Yeah! #48 That's Our Robotnik! #49 That's Our Robotnik! 2 #50 A Whole New World #51 Half Assed Sellout #52 The Power Of Statistics #53 By The Power Of Cop Out! #54 We're Gettin All Political #55 A Li'le Scheme #56 Make A Difference #57 Missplaced #58 Theories #59 This Amuses Me A Symphony Of Panels #60 Make Up Your Own Damn Title! #61 They All Do This #62 Wink Wink Nudge Nudge A Review To End Them All Viewer Discretion Is Advised #63 Awaken Cerebrate #64 It's All The Same A Vote For Free Booze #65 They're Bustin Something #66 TV Hit Sensation #67 All That Is #68 Patrroooolciiiooo #069 Kids, Psh Whatever #70 Daddy Can Fix Anything #71 Pick Up Lines 2 Friday Filler Marmalade Halloween Spectacular 2! #72 Fast Food & Fast Women Flareon Used Fly #73 A Very Nick Christmas Secret Santa #74 Plot Device Day #75 Don't Mess With Classics #76 I Smell Some Cop Out Cut Cut Cut Cut Satellite Dog Go #77 Always Literal, Always Half Assed Valentines Release Day #78 Boom Goes The Dynamite #79 Schoolyard Sayings Origins #80 If There's Grass On The Field #81 The Amazing Dr. Alpaca Sample Submit, do it, DO IT NOW! The End Of Times...Reminders Contest Over..ies Half Assed Contest 5th Place! Half Assed Contest 4th Place Half Assed Contest 3rd Place Half Assed Contest 2nd Place And The Winner Is... A Symphony Of Panels 2 #82 Don't Ask About The Jelly #83 Pretend It's Like Super Shiney #84 Noire Problemo #85 Shame Big Announcement Half Assed Chaos Adventure! -->>Befriend An Alchoholic Dolphin -->>Be The Alchoholic Dolphin -->>Grow Gills, you need air doofus! -->>Be Slutty Patrick -->> Open Inventory -->> Read Note -->>Turn the note into a Cigarette... -->>Hop on your motorcycle... -->>Banter With Dapper Ruffians -->>Use Thumpa Then... -->>Shove The Orange Guy... -->>Be Greg -->>The Disco Ball Shatters... -->>The Crunch Bars won't stop falling! -->>The crunch bars form into... -->>Use Skillz -->>Throw a banana at it. -->> Limit Break Now -->>God Damn It! Use Shot Put Shuffle! -->>Finish Him! -->>Be Bill! -->> Modify Nerf Guns -->> Take Tia and Tamera on a... -->>Check out the Party Scene -->>Wow Them With A Magic Trick... -->>The evil ladies boobs turn into guns. -->>Falcon Punch one... -->>And not a single fuck was given... -->>Reveal their true identities... -->>Cast Magic Missle! -->>Lock and Load Tia and Tamera... -->>Switch to Nick... -->>Open status page and look at Skillz -->>Revive the dead mermaid... -->>Use a stone to evolve Dickfart... -->> Toss the turd into the... -->> Adapt to non-aquatic environment We'll Be Right Baaaaaack -->> Continue Already!!! Halloween Special Year 3 -->>Let's Sum All This Crap Up! #86 Fun and Games #87 The Grand Return Of... SOPA The Challenge #1 The Challenge #2 The Challenge #3 The Challenge #4 The Challenge #5 The Challenge #6 The Challenge #7 The Challenge #8 The Challenge #9 The Challenge #10 The Challenge #11 The Challenge #12 The Challenge #13 The Challenge #14 The Challenge #15 The Challenge #16 The Challenge #17 The Challenge #18 The Challenge #19 The Challenge #20 The Challenge #21 The Challenge #22 The Challenge #23 The Challenge #24 The Challenge #25 The Challenge #26 The Challenge #27 The Challenge #28 The Challenge #29

Author's Comments:

#77 Always Literal, Always

True story. The hardest part was twisting about a million bottle rocket wicks to make that big one.

Marvel Vs Capcom 3 is released in one week. Remember if you too are picking it up and you want to have a battle or two give me shout at my PSN name Link34521.

I will personally stomp you with Felicia/Thor/Haggar.

Reader's Comments:

whew its not as bad as I thought is was!

Dude, could you have put that wick anywhere else?
At first I thought it was his junk or that he had pooped or something.

Psh, fuck that, this is a family comic mother fucker! :D

I really haven't sworn that much in the last few comics.

Fuck Fuckity Fuck Fuck Fuck!

I just heard this song on Glee. :D

HalfAssedChaos, I don't think your wifey would want you anymore if your man parts were in the back where they don't belong...or maybe you could just roleplay as a scorpion the rest of your life.

I see you have good taste in Mvc3 charactors.
Needs moar MODOK however :D

Hehe I am deffinitally looking forward to trying out M.O.D.O.K., he looks really fun and crazy to use. Though I would say that if I was going to look for a projectile user it would have to be Arthur. I would have loved if Red Arremer had made it in, Arthur is an awesome start though!

Roleplaying as a scorpion huh...hmmmmmm...

Scorpinoc, terrorize!!!!

This song is the bane of my existence.

<3