#72 Fast Food & Fast Women 08 Nov 2010 12:14 pm
		--- ARCHIVE --- #1 Campaign Beginnings #2 Take Your Mind Off Of Things #3 Koffing #4 Why Tell Morning Boredom #5 Flying Machine #5.5 April Fools Friday Filler #6 Not So Fast #7 Boots With The What? #8 Gregs Revenge Easter Spectacular #9 Weather Love #10 Shower Fun Friday Filler Dance On Savior, Dance On #11 A Masterful Style #12 DMing is like...#1 #13 Complete and Total Cop Out Friday Filler: What's That Guys Problem? #14 Gesundheit!!! #15 Now In Harlecolor! #16 Do you hear that? #17 Marvel Vs Capcom Rocks! #18 inFAMOUSly Addictive #19 We're Back...Kinda! #20 Annual Pie Eating Contest #21 An Apple A Day #22 Women Are Mysterious #23 Pull My Finger #24 Nick's A Stud #25 Greg Is Awesome #26 Bill is...Different Halloween Spectacular #27 Public Service Announcement #28 Their Eyes Meet, Battle! #29 Pick Up Lines #30 Darfur...But With Cheep-Cheep #31 Fangirls, Can't Live With'em.....er.... #32 Left 4 Insult #33 Prescriptions Rock #34 Chaotic What? #35 Worst. Wheelchair. Ever!!! #36 Ok, Witches Are Cool! #37 Reader Beware #38 Use Protection Borderline Hobosexual #39 Tis The Season Christmas Spectacular #40 Internet Memes Are Useful #41 WWJWTF?!?! #42 It Was Just On T.V.!!! Love Annotated #43 Old McDonald Had A Pony... #44 Lost And Found #45 Don't Think Of Your Mom, Sicko! #46 Womens Rights #47 Stereograms F Yeah! #48 That's Our Robotnik! #49 That's Our Robotnik! 2 #50 A Whole New World #51 Half Assed Sellout #52 The Power Of Statistics #53 By The Power Of Cop Out! #54 We're Gettin All Political #55 A Li'le Scheme #56 Make A Difference #57 Missplaced #58 Theories #59 This Amuses Me A Symphony Of Panels #60 Make Up Your Own Damn Title! #61 They All Do This #62 Wink Wink Nudge Nudge A Review To End Them All Viewer Discretion Is Advised #63 Awaken Cerebrate #64 It's All The Same A Vote For Free Booze #65 They're Bustin Something #66 TV Hit Sensation #67 All That Is #68 Patrroooolciiiooo #069 Kids, Psh Whatever #70 Daddy Can Fix Anything #71 Pick Up Lines 2 Friday Filler Marmalade Halloween Spectacular 2! #72 Fast Food & Fast Women Flareon Used Fly #73 A Very Nick Christmas Secret Santa #74 Plot Device Day #75 Don't Mess With Classics #76 I Smell Some Cop Out Cut Cut Cut Cut Satellite Dog Go #77 Always Literal, Always Half Assed Valentines Release Day #78 Boom Goes The Dynamite #79 Schoolyard Sayings Origins #80 If There's Grass On The Field #81 The Amazing Dr. Alpaca Sample Submit, do it, DO IT NOW! The End Of Times...Reminders Contest Over..ies Half Assed Contest 5th Place! Half Assed Contest 4th Place Half Assed Contest 3rd Place Half Assed Contest 2nd Place And The Winner Is... A Symphony Of Panels 2 #82 Don't Ask About The Jelly #83 Pretend It's Like Super Shiney #84 Noire Problemo #85 Shame Big Announcement Half Assed Chaos Adventure! -->>Befriend An Alchoholic Dolphin -->>Be The Alchoholic Dolphin -->>Grow Gills, you need air doofus! -->>Be Slutty Patrick -->> Open Inventory -->> Read Note -->>Turn the note into a Cigarette... -->>Hop on your motorcycle... -->>Banter With Dapper Ruffians -->>Use Thumpa Then... -->>Shove The Orange Guy... -->>Be Greg -->>The Disco Ball Shatters... -->>The Crunch Bars won't stop falling! -->>The crunch bars form into... -->>Use Skillz -->>Throw a banana at it. -->> Limit Break Now -->>God Damn It! Use Shot Put Shuffle! -->>Finish Him! -->>Be Bill! -->> Modify Nerf Guns -->> Take Tia and Tamera on a... -->>Check out the Party Scene -->>Wow Them With A Magic Trick... -->>The evil ladies boobs turn into guns. -->>Falcon Punch one... -->>And not a single fuck was given... -->>Reveal their true identities... -->>Cast Magic Missle! -->>Lock and Load Tia and Tamera... -->>Switch to Nick... -->>Open status page and look at Skillz -->>Revive the dead mermaid... -->>Use a stone to evolve Dickfart... -->> Toss the turd into the... -->> Adapt to non-aquatic environment We'll Be Right Baaaaaack -->> Continue Already!!! Halloween Special Year 3 -->>Let's Sum All This Crap Up! #86 Fun and Games #87 The Grand Return Of... SOPA The Challenge #1 The Challenge #2 The Challenge #3 The Challenge #4 The Challenge #5 The Challenge #6 The Challenge #7 The Challenge #8 The Challenge #9 The Challenge #10 The Challenge #11 The Challenge #12 The Challenge #13 The Challenge #14 The Challenge #15 The Challenge #16 The Challenge #17 The Challenge #18 The Challenge #19 The Challenge #20 The Challenge #21 The Challenge #22 The Challenge #23 The Challenge #24 The Challenge #25 The Challenge #26 The Challenge #27 The Challenge #28 The Challenge #29

--- ARCHIVE --- #1 Campaign Beginnings #2 Take Your Mind Off Of Things #3 Koffing #4 Why Tell Morning Boredom #5 Flying Machine #5.5 April Fools Friday Filler #6 Not So Fast #7 Boots With The What? #8 Gregs Revenge Easter Spectacular #9 Weather Love #10 Shower Fun Friday Filler Dance On Savior, Dance On #11 A Masterful Style #12 DMing is like...#1 #13 Complete and Total Cop Out Friday Filler: What's That Guys Problem? #14 Gesundheit!!! #15 Now In Harlecolor! #16 Do you hear that? #17 Marvel Vs Capcom Rocks! #18 inFAMOUSly Addictive #19 We're Back...Kinda! #20 Annual Pie Eating Contest #21 An Apple A Day #22 Women Are Mysterious #23 Pull My Finger #24 Nick's A Stud #25 Greg Is Awesome #26 Bill is...Different Halloween Spectacular #27 Public Service Announcement #28 Their Eyes Meet, Battle! #29 Pick Up Lines #30 Darfur...But With Cheep-Cheep #31 Fangirls, Can't Live With'em.....er.... #32 Left 4 Insult #33 Prescriptions Rock #34 Chaotic What? #35 Worst. Wheelchair. Ever!!! #36 Ok, Witches Are Cool! #37 Reader Beware #38 Use Protection Borderline Hobosexual #39 Tis The Season Christmas Spectacular #40 Internet Memes Are Useful #41 WWJWTF?!?! #42 It Was Just On T.V.!!! Love Annotated #43 Old McDonald Had A Pony... #44 Lost And Found #45 Don't Think Of Your Mom, Sicko! #46 Womens Rights #47 Stereograms F Yeah! #48 That's Our Robotnik! #49 That's Our Robotnik! 2 #50 A Whole New World #51 Half Assed Sellout #52 The Power Of Statistics #53 By The Power Of Cop Out! #54 We're Gettin All Political #55 A Li'le Scheme #56 Make A Difference #57 Missplaced #58 Theories #59 This Amuses Me A Symphony Of Panels #60 Make Up Your Own Damn Title! #61 They All Do This #62 Wink Wink Nudge Nudge A Review To End Them All Viewer Discretion Is Advised #63 Awaken Cerebrate #64 It's All The Same A Vote For Free Booze #65 They're Bustin Something #66 TV Hit Sensation #67 All That Is #68 Patrroooolciiiooo #069 Kids, Psh Whatever #70 Daddy Can Fix Anything #71 Pick Up Lines 2 Friday Filler Marmalade Halloween Spectacular 2! #72 Fast Food & Fast Women Flareon Used Fly #73 A Very Nick Christmas Secret Santa #74 Plot Device Day #75 Don't Mess With Classics #76 I Smell Some Cop Out Cut Cut Cut Cut Satellite Dog Go #77 Always Literal, Always Half Assed Valentines Release Day #78 Boom Goes The Dynamite #79 Schoolyard Sayings Origins #80 If There's Grass On The Field #81 The Amazing Dr. Alpaca Sample Submit, do it, DO IT NOW! The End Of Times...Reminders Contest Over..ies Half Assed Contest 5th Place! Half Assed Contest 4th Place Half Assed Contest 3rd Place Half Assed Contest 2nd Place And The Winner Is... A Symphony Of Panels 2 #82 Don't Ask About The Jelly #83 Pretend It's Like Super Shiney #84 Noire Problemo #85 Shame Big Announcement Half Assed Chaos Adventure! -->>Befriend An Alchoholic Dolphin -->>Be The Alchoholic Dolphin -->>Grow Gills, you need air doofus! -->>Be Slutty Patrick -->> Open Inventory -->> Read Note -->>Turn the note into a Cigarette... -->>Hop on your motorcycle... -->>Banter With Dapper Ruffians -->>Use Thumpa Then... -->>Shove The Orange Guy... -->>Be Greg -->>The Disco Ball Shatters... -->>The Crunch Bars won't stop falling! -->>The crunch bars form into... -->>Use Skillz -->>Throw a banana at it. -->> Limit Break Now -->>God Damn It! Use Shot Put Shuffle! -->>Finish Him! -->>Be Bill! -->> Modify Nerf Guns -->> Take Tia and Tamera on a... -->>Check out the Party Scene -->>Wow Them With A Magic Trick... -->>The evil ladies boobs turn into guns. -->>Falcon Punch one... -->>And not a single fuck was given... -->>Reveal their true identities... -->>Cast Magic Missle! -->>Lock and Load Tia and Tamera... -->>Switch to Nick... -->>Open status page and look at Skillz -->>Revive the dead mermaid... -->>Use a stone to evolve Dickfart... -->> Toss the turd into the... -->> Adapt to non-aquatic environment We'll Be Right Baaaaaack -->> Continue Already!!! Halloween Special Year 3 -->>Let's Sum All This Crap Up! #86 Fun and Games #87 The Grand Return Of... SOPA The Challenge #1 The Challenge #2 The Challenge #3 The Challenge #4 The Challenge #5 The Challenge #6 The Challenge #7 The Challenge #8 The Challenge #9 The Challenge #10 The Challenge #11 The Challenge #12 The Challenge #13 The Challenge #14 The Challenge #15 The Challenge #16 The Challenge #17 The Challenge #18 The Challenge #19 The Challenge #20 The Challenge #21 The Challenge #22 The Challenge #23 The Challenge #24 The Challenge #25 The Challenge #26 The Challenge #27 The Challenge #28 The Challenge #29

Author's Comments:

#72 Fast Food & Fast Women

I hope everyone had a great Halloween, I sure as hell know the HAC crew did!

This comic came about as I drove home from work one day after stopping at Jack in the Box, then I started to giggle about the Breakfast Jack I was eating. (The Breakfast Jack being the greatest $1 fast food breakfast sandwich around.)

I wonder if Jack would air this as a commercial...only one way to find out!

Reader's Comments:

LMAO that would be the BEST fucking commercial for jackinthebox EVER! If i was the president i would force this commercial to be made ASAP and if children ask questions then START PLAYING THE BJ JR. COMMERCIALS! BJs for kids! It comes with a juice box bitch!

Huh, maybe I should stop by next time I am in town for a fresh and hot B.J.

HAHA

OH BILL ha ha. I feel over reading this and for some reason I got logged off my Smakejeeves account while typing this. XD :D technology. making you better ^_^
(Guy looks at girl and smiles
Guy: You know I want to have sex in a grave yard.
Girl: I don't think I want to try that.
Guy: It's ok you are going to die one day.
Guy smiles at girl)

I love Cyanide and Happiness!

Sadly, Jack isn't anywhere nearby so I can't enjoy a hot, tasty BJ in the morning.

Was I supposed to laugh? Get back to the funny stuff, mate!

Mate?

Oi monkey no mate stuff that's just getting on my nerves! Bill glad you remember Cyanide and Happiness. I especially love the part where they guy picks up the kid. ha ha Airplane crash lol XD

Wow, I coudn't stop laughing! i especially love it when the lady talks about giving bj's

Slutty Patric too?

Hey is that slutty Patric I spy?
I'm sure he wouldn't want the sandwitch.
*chuckles* Only if it came with a tossed salad